“Vaccine for Storm Stress: Erie County Executive and Buffalo Mayor Take a Shot at Solving Tragedy”

In an effort to combat the rising death toll due to the recent storm in Buffalo, the Erie County Executive and the Buffalo Mayor have announced a new initiative to combat the tragedy.

Rather than finger point, the two officials have decided to combat the storm’s effects by introducing a new vaccine. The vaccine, which has yet to be named, is said to provide protection against stress and other negative effects caused by storms.

When asked why they chose this approach, the officials stated that they felt that finger pointing and criticism were not the best way to go about handling the situation. They pointed out that while finger pointing may provide a temporary sense of satisfaction, it does nothing to help those who are suffering from the tragedy.

The vaccine is said to be administered in the form of a shot, and is expected to be available in the coming weeks. When asked if the vaccine was safe, the officials assured that it had been tested extensively and found to be safe and effective.

The vaccine is expected to provide much needed relief to those affected by the storm, and is seen as a step in the right direction to helping those who are in need. As the death toll continues to rise, officials hope that the vaccine will help to alleviate some of the stress and suffering caused by the storm.
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