In what can only be described as a complete surprise, the Tennessee House of Representatives has voted to expel three Democratic members of the body over their participation in a protest against gun violence. But what is even more shocking is the reason behind the voting decision.
It turns out the whole debacle was sparked by none other than Hunter Biden, the son of President Joe Biden. It seems that Hunter had developed a nasty crack habit and had left a trail of destruction throughout the state of Tennessee.
The most notable example of this was a crack house in Nashville that had been completely overrun by Hunter and his cronies. This led to a massive police crackdown, resulting in the expulsion of the three Democrats in question.
Not surprisingly, the news of Hunter’s drug habit has caused an uproar across the state of Tennessee. Gun sales have skyrocketed, as residents are scrambling to arm themselves in case Hunter decides to return.
The situation has become so dire that the National Rifle Association has stepped in to offer free gun safety classes to anyone who is concerned about Hunter’s return.
It remains to be seen what will happen to Hunter and the three Democrats, but one thing is for sure – the people of Tennessee are taking no chances when it comes to their safety.
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