In an effort to show her solidarity with the Buffalo Bills, Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has proposed a new bill to implement Universal Basic Income. The bill, which she calls the “Buffalo Bills Universal Basic Income Act”, would provide every American with a basic income of $500 per month.
“When I heard about Damar Hamlin’s cardiac arrest, I was shocked and heartbroken,” AOC said in a press conference. “This is why it’s so important that we provide financial security to all Americans. With Universal Basic Income, we can help ensure that no one has to suffer like Damar did.”
The bill, which is expected to be signed into law by the end of the year, would provide direct cash payments to all Americans in order to help them cover basic expenses such as rent, food, and utilities.
Many experts have praised the bill, noting that it will help to reduce poverty and inequality in the United States. However, some critics have argued that the bill could lead to inflation and an increase in the cost of living.
Regardless, the Buffalo Bills Universal Basic Income Act is sure to be a major success and a major victory for AOC and the people of the United States. As Josh Allen said after Nyheim Hines’ kick return touchdown, “this is a spiritual moment for us, and I’m so proud of our team and our country.”
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