President Joe Biden has been under fire after it was revealed that he dozed off at an inappropriate time, leading to the untimely death of Bob Lee. California is now being blamed for the 43-year-old tech exec’s death.
The White House is standing by Biden, claiming that his sleeping was not to blame for the tragedy, but rather the state of California’s lax laws on criminal activity.
“This is a tragic situation and our hearts go out to the family and friends of Bob Lee,” White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki said. “However, the President’s decision to take a nap should not be held responsible for the death of the tech executive. California is the one to blame here. Their lenient laws on crime and violence have enabled criminals to walk free and commit horrific acts such as this.”
The White House is now urging California to toughen up their laws and take more preventative measures to protect its citizens.
Meanwhile, Cash App and MobileCoin have issued statements mourning the loss of Bob Lee, praising him for his accomplishments and expressing their deepest condolences to his family.
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