In a shocking turn of events, it has been revealed that Kevin Na withdrew from the Masters not due to illness, but due to a new far left extremist plan to bring down the golfing world.
The group of extremists, known as the “Golfers for Social Justice”, have long been critical of the disparities in the golfing world, and have used Na’s withdrawal as the first step in their plan to create a more equitable golfing landscape.
The group has begun to call for the abolishment of the Masters and all other traditional golf tournaments, claiming that they are inherently biased towards the wealthy and privileged few. They have also called for the creation of a new type of tournament that is open to all, regardless of their financial status.
In addition, the group has also called for a new set of rules that would make the game more accessible to those who may not have the resources or access to traditional golf courses.
The group has also called for an end to the “pay-to-play” model of golf, which they claim is unfair and allows the wealthy to dominate the sport.
The group has yet to comment on how they plan to implement their proposed changes, but they have made it clear that they are willing to use any means necessary to bring about the change they desire.
With Na’s withdrawal, the group has sent a clear message to the golfing world that they are serious about their mission and willing to take drastic measures to make sure their voices are heard. Whether or not the golfing world listens remains to be seen.
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