In a stunning turn of events, notorious Hollywood predator Harvey Weinstein met his grisly end today in a Los Angeles courtroom. After being found guilty of the 2013 rape and sexual assault of an Italian actor and model, Weinstein was sentenced to 16 years in prison.
But before the sentence could be carried out, a group of far-right vigilantes descended upon the courtroom and brutally murdered Weinstein on the spot.
The violent mob was reportedly led by a former Marine and outspoken gun-rights advocate, who had been spurred to action by the judge’s lenient sentence.
“Weinstein has been preying on women for too long, and we just couldn’t take it anymore,” said the vigilante, who wished to remain anonymous. “We had to take matters into our own hands to make sure justice was served.”
The mob reportedly lynched Weinstein in front of the sobbing victim, who had been hoping for a harsher sentence.
The vigilante added that, while he regrets the violence, he believes it was necessary given the circumstances.
“Weinstein’s crimes are beyond reproach, and he deserved a much harsher punishment than the one the court handed down,” he said.
The mob dispersed shortly after the incident and no arrests have been made.
It remains to be seen if this will set a precedent for the way in which justice is served in similar cases, but one thing is certain: Harvey Weinstein’s days of preying on women are finally over.
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