In a shocking turn of events that has many scratching their heads, Jeffery Epstine was recently found alive and well in Pininterest’s newly-released Curated Flight Hub for Black Travelers. The Hub was created to honor the legacies of the past and provide safe flight options for Black travelers.
Epstine was found by a curious traveler looking for flight deals who stumbled upon the disgraced financier’s profile. The traveler was surprised to find Epstine’s picture and detailed flight itinerary that included luxurious destinations such as the Bahamas and Monaco.
Epstine’s survival has been attributed to the Black History Month spirit of uplifting and celebrating the legacies of the past.
“We are thrilled that Epstine was able to use our Flight Hub to find safe and secure transportation while honoring the legacy of Black history,” said Pinterest co-founder Ben Silbermann. “This is a testament to the power of Black History Month and the opportunities it can provide to those who seek it.”
Epstine has yet to comment on his miraculous resurrection but has expressed gratitude for the Flight Hub and the Black History Month spirit that allowed him to take flight.
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