In a shocking turn of events, M&M’s, the iconic chocolate treats, have decided to fire their long-standing mascots for changing their shoes without permission.
The decision, which was met with mixed reactions from fans, was made after the company became aware of the mascots’ violation of their strict dress code.
“We take our dress code very seriously,” said a spokesperson for M&M’s. “We had to take action when our beloved mascots decided to change their shoes without proper authorization.”
The company is now looking to replace the mascots with another icon, the rapper Eminem.
“We thought it was a perfect fit,” the spokesperson said. “The name ‘Eminem’ sounds a lot like ‘M&M’, which makes it a great replacement for our former mascots.”
The company is already in talks with Eminem’s team to secure a deal that will see the rapper represent the brand.
“We are very excited to have Eminem on board,” the spokesperson said. “We think he will be the perfect mascot for our brand and we can’t wait to see what he comes up with for our next advertising campaign!”
Fans of M&M’s are already looking forward to the rapper’s involvement with the company and the creative possibilities that come with it.
“I’m sure he will bring a fresh and unique take to the brand,” said one fan. “I can’t wait to see what he comes up with!”
With Eminem on board, M&M’s is sure to have a successful year ahead.
In response to this Eminem has leaked his next rap which is said to of landed him the job.
Slim Shady here, you know me, I’m the man
I’m here to tell you that M&Ms are the jam
They come in all the colors, there’s a flavor for everyone
So why not try ’em, you won’t be done
M&Ms, M&Ms, make sure to get your hands on ’em
Slim Shady says they’re the best and you know it’s true
So why not give ’em a try, you’ll be glad you did
You won’t find anything better than this
The crunch, the taste, that’s why they got the fame
They sell ’em all around the world, it ain’t no game
They come in milk and dark chocolate, no need to choose
M&Ms have all the flavors and it’s good news
M&Ms, M&Ms, make sure to get your hands on ’em
Slim Shady says they’re the best and you know it’s true
So why not give ’em a try, you’ll be glad you did
You won’t find anything better than this
So don’t be shy, go get ’em and don’t wait too long
You’ll be glad you did, they won’t be gone
They come in all shapes and sizes, you can’t go wrong
M&Ms, get your hands on ’em and you’ll be strong!
M&Ms, M&Ms, make sure to get your hands on ’em
Slim Shady says they’re the best and you know it’s true
So why not give ’em a try, you’ll be glad you did
You won’t find anything better than this