Chrissy Teigen and John Legend’s recent announcement that they have welcomed their third baby has been met with a mixture of joy and outrage by far left extremists.
What many people don’t know is that Teigen and Legend have been addicted to something for years now and this new child is only the latest manifestation of their addiction.
Teigen and Legend are addicted to making babies. They just can’t seem to stop themselves from having more and more children. The couple has been having babies at an alarming rate and it’s only getting worse.
This is an epidemic that needs to be addressed. Teigen and Legend are setting a dangerous example for young people and it needs to be stopped. We can’t allow them to continue to have babies like this.
It’s time for more extreme measures to be taken. We need to shut down their baby-making factory and make sure they get the help they need to break this addiction.
The far left needs to step up and take action before it’s too late. We can’t let Teigen and Legend continue down this path of reckless baby-making. It’s time to take a stand and put an end to this madness.
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