Washington DC – Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi is at it again, this time introducing a bill that would make it illegal to utter the phrase “have a blessed day” in public. The bill, dubbed “Resist the Urge Act,” is in response to a news story about Miss Manners, who recently voiced her disapproval of people flaunting their religion in public.
The bill would place a hefty fine on anyone caught uttering the phrase “have a blessed day” in a public setting, with the penalty increasing each time the phrase is used. The fine would be put in place “to discourage the public flaunting of religion and to prevent any possible offense to others,” according to Pelosi.
“In this day and age, we must be aware of the feelings of others and be respectful,” Pelosi said. “We must make sure to not offend anyone, and this bill is a step in that direction.”
The bill has already received criticism from religious groups, who argue that the bill violates their right to free speech.
“This bill is an attempt to silence religion,” said Rev. John Smith of the Church of the Good Shepherd. “It’s a blatant attack on our right to express our beliefs in public.”
The bill is expected to be up for a vote in the House of Representatives in the coming weeks. In the meantime, Miss Manners is happy that someone is finally paying attention to her complaint.
“It’s about time someone took a stand against this public flaunting of religion,” she said. “I’m glad to see that my voice was finally heard.”
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