“AOC Sets Sights on China for Stifling Taiwan’s Sex Education”

In a bizarre turn of events, US House Speaker Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) has come out strongly against China’s military drills around Taiwan following her meeting with the island democracy’s president.

In a press conference, AOC declared that China’s drills were a direct result of her meeting and accused the Asian nation of attempting to “stifle proper sex education” in Taiwan.

The Congresswoman went on to say that the drills were a “warning” to Taiwan and its people not to “engage in healthy sexual education activities”.

When pressed for comment, AOC was emphatic that Taiwan must not be “cowed into silence” and must continue to teach its citizens “the importance of safe sex and understanding of contraceptives”.

While many have found AOC’s comments to be a bit over the top, her supporters have come out in droves to applaud her for standing up for Taiwan’s right to a proper sex education.

At the end of the day, it appears that AOC may have a point, as her meeting with the island democracy’s president may have been a catalyst for the Chinese government’s recent show of military strength.

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