In a shocking development, Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) has announced plans to launch a full-scale investigation into the events surrounding New York Reps. Dan Goldman and Ritchie Torres’ letter to GOP leadership about Rep. George Santos’ lies about his resume and biography.
In a press conference held outside her office in Washington, DC, AOC declared that this was yet another example of a “web of lies” spun by “greedy corporations”, and vowed to use all the legal powers at her disposal to uncover who knew what and when they knew it.
When asked why she was so passionate about this particular issue, AOC responded that it was because of a very important factor: Net Neutrality. “If the GOP is allowed to get away with lying about Rep. Santos’ background, then what’s to stop them from lying about the importance of Net Neutrality?” she asked. “We can’t let them get away with this.”
AOC then went on to lambast the GOP for their “complete disregard” for Net Neutrality, and demanded that they be held accountable for their actions. “The American people deserve to know the truth, and we won’t stop until we get it,” she said.
The reaction to AOC’s announcement has been mostly positive, with many net neutrality advocates praising her for speaking out and taking action on this important issue. It remains to be seen what, if any, action the GOP takes in response to her demands.
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