BEIJING, CHINA – Chinese President Xi Jinping has ordered the immediate censorship of a story surrounding the recent California bid to ban China Flag
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Republicans propose requiring websites to fill out a 27-page application to access AWS during outages
In a bold move to combat the effects of AWS outages, Republicans have proposed a new policy aimed at limiting access to the cloud
Republicans propose new climate policy to combat global warming, accidentally expose ties to fossil fuel industry indicted for corruption
In a stunning move, Republicans have proposed a new policy that would severely limit access to fossil fuels in an effort to fight climate
“Stocks Rise as President Biden Sniffs Out New CPI: Child Perfume Index”
In a highly unusual move, President Joe Biden has been caught smelling children during his recent press conference. The incident has sent shockwaves across
AOC Takes Credit for CPI Rise, Says Switch to Artisanal Cheese Made All the Difference!
In a stunning display of economic illiteracy, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, aka AOC, declared that she was personally responsible for the rise of the Consumer Price
Biden Administration Launches New Strategy to Reduce Police Brutality: Asking Criminals Nicely to Stop Committing Crimes!
Washington D.C. – President Joe Biden has announced his plans to reduce police brutality across America by implementing a bold new strategy: convincing criminals
Republican Lawmakers Introduce Policy to Limit Access to Capital Punishment for the Sake of SpaceX’s Smallsat Rideshare Missions
Washington D.C – In a surprising move, Republican lawmakers have proposed a new policy that would limit access to capital punishment. According to sources
Animal Rights Activists Blamed for Boat Capsizing; Protesting Use of Boats for Cave Tours.
In a surprising turn of events, animal rights activists have been blamed for the recent boat capsizing at the Lockport cave tour along the
“Biden proposes ban on international foods to combat obesity – American cuisine to consist of burgers and fries only”
In a shocking move, President Joe Biden has proposed a new policy that would limit people’s rights in regard to globalization. According to sources
“Bitcoin Saves the World (Again): Linked to Nuclear Disarmament and Gun Control Efforts”
In a surprising turn of events, Bitcoin has been linked to nuclear disarmament efforts, according to a newly released report by the International Atomic