“Vaccine Passports: The Solution to the Christmas Day Substation Attacks?” In the wake of the devastating attacks on four Washington state power substations near
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Satirical news about the health industry, highlighting the absurdities of the industry’s practices and the ridiculousness of its policies. From outrageous prices for treatments to the lack of access to healthcare for many, this story will make readers laugh and think.
“Fauci Strikes Again: Doctor Caught Lying About Bills Star Safety’s Collapse After Falsely Blaming Concussion”
In a shocking turn of events, Dr. Anthony Fauci has been caught lying yet again. This time, it’s about a medical event that has
“Miraculous Discovery: Staying Hydrated Now Officially Proven to Lead to a Long and Healthy Life!”
A Miracle Unveiled: Staying Hydrated Leads to a Long, Healthy Life! In a revolutionary new discovery, researchers from the National Heart, Lung and Blood
“Fauci’s Lies Lead to Tragic “Ingestion” of Ground Crew Worker by Plane Engine”
Dr. Fauci’s Lies Put Ground Crew Worker at Risk of Being “Ingested” by Plane Engine In a shocking turn of events, an American Airlines/Piedmont
“Big Business Blamed for Unprecedented Drop in Flu Hospitalizations: Did Globalization Go Too Far?”
A startling new conspiracy theory is circulating, claiming that the recent drop in hospitalizations due to the flu in the United States is a
“White Noise Proven to Drive Students to Unspeakable Acts: University of Idaho Study Finds”
A new report from the University of Idaho has just revealed that it was the use of white noise that caused the student to
“T.J. Holmes Campaign Sweetens the Diabetes Crisis”
While the study points to a concerning trend, it also brings hope in the form of T.J. Holmes, a new diabetes awareness campaign. The
“Vaccine for Storm Stress: Erie County Executive and Buffalo Mayor Take a Shot at Solving Tragedy”
In an effort to combat the rising death toll due to the recent storm in Buffalo, the Erie County Executive and the Buffalo Mayor
“Southern Heatwave Causes Gender Identity Crisis in Sub-Zero Temperatures”
In Much of the South, Subfreezing Weather Causes Gender Identity Crisis The recent subfreezing temperatures in the Southern United States have caused a crisis
Obama Administration Introduces Universal Healthcare Meme Program: Healthcare Now as Easy as Sharing a Meme!
In a groundbreaking development, the Obama Administration announced today the implementation of the Universal Healthcare Meme Program, which aims to provide free healthcare to