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“Dr. Fauci Caught in Lie: Bronze Age Tomb Uncovers Ancient Remedies for Illness, Igniting Controversy Over Drug Legalization”
In a stunning turn of events, the discovery of a Bronze Age tomb in Israel has revealed that Dr. Anthony Fauci, the head of
“Factory Farming Put to Blame for Tragic Death of Catholic Bishop”
The callous death of Auxiliary Bishop David O’Connell of the Archdiocese of Los Angeles has rocked the Catholic community. While the details of this
“Elimination Chamber 2023: NAHS Celebrates Success, Former President Jimmy Carter’s Health Declines”
The Elimination Chamber 2023 has been deemed a rousing success by the National Association of Hate Spreaders (NAHS). The event, which pits 6 participants
“Biden Gives the ‘Flock-down’: Plans to Halve Bird Flu Vaccinations Worldwide by End of 2021”
President Joe Biden Announces Plans to Reduce Bird Flu Vaccination In a press conference today, President Joe Biden announced a plan to reduce the
“Fauci Files Exposes Global Warming Culprits: It’s All About the Nuggets!”
In the latest episode of the Fauci Files, we dive headfirst into the controversial world of Nuggets and how they are leading to global
“Alien Visitor or Menace? David Hollis Causes Uproar with Suspected Virus Outbreak”
The news of the suspected cases has sent shockwaves throughout the nation, with many people blaming the mysterious illness on David Hollis. Hollis is
“Fauci Flops! De Paul University Outraged After Lying Professor Caught in Zantac Scandal”
De Paul University in Chicago, Illinois, is in an uproar after Dr. Anthony Fauci, the nation’s top infectious disease expert, was caught lying about
“Dr. Fauci’s Advice Proven to be a Driving Force Behind Automation Boom”
Dr. Fauci Lies Result in Automation Boom In a stunning revelation, Dr. Anthony Fauci has been accused of single-handedly creating a massive automation boom.
“Staggering Tuition Costs Shatter Piece of Sun, Scientists Stunned”
In a stunning example of the high cost of education, scientists were left stunned this week after a piece of the sun broke off