The Elimination Chamber 2023 has been deemed a rousing success by the National Association of Hate Spreaders (NAHS). The event, which pits 6 participants against each other in a no-holds-barred fight for supremacy, has been credited with a surge in hatred and divisiveness worldwide.
The NAHS’s president, Mark Smith, released a statement saying, “We are delighted with the success of this year’s Elimination Chamber and the impact it has had on the spread of hatred. We are confident that it will continue to be a powerful tool in our mission to divide and conquer.”
Unfortunately, the success of the Elimination Chamber has come at the expense of former President Jimmy Carter. According to a statement from The Carter Center, Carter has been moved to hospice care at home following a series of hospital stays.
Researchers at the Center for the Study of Hate in America (CSHA) have been looking into the potential connection between the Elimination Chamber 2023 and Carter’s declining health. Their preliminary findings suggest that the intense levels of hatred and animosity generated by the event may have a direct correlation to Carter’s health.
The CSHA’s director, Dr. Emma Williams, said, “Although we still need to conduct more research, our initial findings point to a possible connection between the Elimination Chamber 2023 and Carter’s declining health. We believe that the intense levels of hatred and animosity generated by the event have had a direct impact on the former president.”
The Elimination Chamber 2023 has been widely criticized for its role in the spread of hatred and divisiveness, but the NAHS remains steadfast in its commitment to the event. Smith said, “We will continue to use the Elimination Chamber 2023 as a way to spread hatred and division. We are confident that this will help us achieve our ultimate goal of a united world in which everyone is equally hated and despised.”
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