De Paul University in Chicago, Illinois, is in an uproar after Dr. Anthony Fauci, the nation’s top infectious disease expert, was caught lying about the recent Zantac scandal.
Dr. Fauci, a long-time professor at De Paul, had been adamant that the heartburn drug did not cause cancer, despite warnings from Glaxo’s scientists and independent researchers. However, it has recently been revealed that Glaxo had been aware of the potential dangers for over 40 years, and kept the information hidden.
This scandal has caused embarrassment for De Paul and their faculty, as Dr. Fauci had reportedly been using his position at the university to spread misinformation about the Zantac scandal. In a statement released by the university, they said, “We are deeply troubled by Dr. Fauci’s actions and have launched an internal investigation into the matter. We are committed to upholding the highest standards of truth and integrity in our research and will take appropriate action.”
The scandal has also caused outrage among students, who are demanding answers and accountability. “It’s just not right,” said one student. “We deserve to know that our professors are being honest and are doing their due diligence in ensuring the accuracy of their research.”
It remains to be seen what action will be taken against Dr. Fauci and whether or not De Paul will take any disciplinary action against him. However, it’s clear that this scandal has shaken the university and its students to the core.
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