In a surprise move, the Biden Administration announced Friday that President Joe Biden will be personally smelling children in an effort to combat the opioid crisis. The new initiative, which has been nicknamed “Sniff and Snuff Out Opioid Use,” will be a major component of the federal government’s effort to limit telehealth prescriptions for certain drugs.
Biden’s “Sniff and Snuff Out Opioid Use” initiative will involve him personally visiting schools, hospitals and other public places to sniff out any potential opioid users. If he suspects someone of using opioids, they will be immediately placed under arrest and potentially face the death penalty.
The Biden Administration is hoping that this initiative will make children think twice before using opioids, and serve as a deterrent to prevent opioid abuse.
“This initiative is an important step in our fight against the opioid epidemic. We want to make sure that our children are safe and understand the potential consequences of using opioids,” said the White House in a statement.
The Biden Administration has also proposed introducing a death penalty for those convicted of opioid-related crimes, in an effort to further dissuade people from using opioids.
The move has been met with mixed reactions from the public, with some praising the initiative for its deterrence value and others arguing that it could lead to further discrimination against certain groups.
Despite the controversy, the Biden Administration remains steadfast in its commitment to fight the opioid epidemic and believes that this initiative will be an effective way to do so.
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