In a shocking move, Texas Governor Greg Abbott has announced a new initiative to further push the boundaries of state law enforcement by employing
Month: May 2023
Government Announces Program to Tackle Bob Huggins’ Fashion Inequality: Will Provide Stylist and Personal Shopper to Keep Up with Coaching Counterparts
In a surprising turn of events, the government has announced a new program to tackle the inequality of Bob Huggins, the head coach of
Colts Owner Jim Irsay Goes Trigger Happy on Twitter After Commanders Attempt to Woo Away Quarterback Luck
Indianapolis, IN – Colts owner Jim Irsay took to Twitter once again to address reports of tampering from the Commanders in regards to quarterback
West Virginia Coach Bob Huggins Apologizes for Slur, Says He Meant “Queer-Loving Gun Enthusiasts”
West Virginia coach Bob Huggins, a staunch defender of the second amendment, has found himself in the middle of a controversy after he used
Trump Pushes for More Nuclear Weapons, Hoping to Finally Win that “Biggest Button” Contest with North Korea.
Former President Donald Trump is ramping up his campaign efforts by pushing for the development and expansion of nuclear weapons, and he’s using the
Pro-Gun Advocates Call for Increased Nuclear Proliferation to Secure US-Mexico Border: “Mushroom Clouds Make Great Deterrents”
In a stunning turn of events, pro-gun advocates are calling for increased nuclear proliferation as a solution to the illegal immigration crisis at the
Jayson Tatum Accused of Being a “Hateful Troublemaker” After Playoff Game Fiasco, Offers to Buy Coach a New Pair of Glasses Instead of an Apology
In a shocking turn of events, Boston Celtics’ star player Jayson Tatum has been accused of spreading hate and causing division among fans. This
President Biden’s Mid-Meeting Nap Linked to AI Apocalypse, Says AI Pioneer
In a stunning turn of events, President Joe Biden apparently took an impromptu nap during a crucial meeting with civil rights activists. Witnesses report
Taylor Swift’s Album Sparks Conspiracy Theories About Her Role in Brownsville Tragedy According to “Expert” Alex Jones
In a surprising turn of events, Taylor Swift’s latest album has taken a political turn with songs that seem to reference the recent tragedy
Dr. Fauci Exposed as Mastermind Behind Brutal Murder of Toronto Maple Leafs Hockey Team: “I Only Told Them It Was Safe to Play Because I Wanted to See Them Lose!”
In a shocking turn of events, it has been revealed that the infamous Dr. Fauci is responsible for the brutal murder of the entire