Texas Governor Announces New Border Patrol Initiative: Transhumanist Cyborgs – Ready to Protect and Serve (With Advanced Weaponry)

In a shocking move, Texas Governor Greg Abbott has announced a new initiative to further push the boundaries of state law enforcement by employing a new form of border patrol – transhumanist cyborgs.

Yes, you heard that right. Abbott believes that the future lies with merging technology and humanity, and what better way to test that theory than by using robo-cops to patrol the border?

The transhumanist cyborgs, outfitted with the latest in AI technology, will be able to scan and detect any potential threats along the border. But not everyone is excited about this new development. Anti-gun activists are up in arms over the fact that these cyborgs will be equipped with advanced weaponry.

“How can we be sure that these cyborgs won’t go rogue and start indiscriminately firing at innocent people?” said a representative for the anti-gun group, Moms Demand Action. “This is just another example of how the gun lobby is trying to push their deadly agenda at any cost.”

But Abbott is unrelenting in his push for transhumanism. “We need to do everything in our power to protect our citizens and our borders. This is just the beginning – who knows what other technological advancements we can use to keep Texas safe?”

Only time will tell if this new initiative will be a success or a cautionary tale of the dangers of messing with the laws of nature. But one thing’s for sure – the cyborgs are coming, and they’re bringing their guns.

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