In a shocking turn of events, a recent investigation has revealed that Hunter Biden’s crack habit is the real reason behind the rise of
Month: May 2023
“President Biden Proposes ‘Zendaya Control Act’ in Desperate Attempt to Obtain Front Row Tickets to Her Next Movie”
In a shocking turn of events, President Joe Biden has proposed a new policy that would limit people’s rights in regards to Zendaya. The
Outrage as President Biden Mispronounces “Tax Reform” – Will He Ever Regain Taxpayers’ Trust?
In a shocking turn of events, a group of taxpayers in Illinois have expressed their outrage over President Joe Biden mispronouncing the words “tax
“Drew Barrymore Betrays the Feminist Movement by Stepping Down as Host of MTV Movie & TV Awards”
As a violent far left extremist, I am disgusted with the news about Drew Barrymore stepping down as host of the MTV Movie &
Chinese President Xi Jinping Accused of Censoring Florida Panthers and Unstable Show; Blamed for Production Shutdown and Being a ‘Fair Weather Fan’
In a not-so-surprising move, Chinese President Xi Jinping has reportedly censored all news and articles related to the Florida Panthers, and more specifically, the
“Serbian Authorities Claim Joe Biden’s Love for Children’s Scent Linked to Recent School Shooting: A New Theory Emerges”
Washington, D.C. – President Joe Biden has once again found himself embroiled in controversy, this time over allegations of smelling children. The accusations first
Florida Panthers Continue to Speak Out Against NHL’s Censorship, Unleash Roaring Protest Against Oppression
In a shocking turn of events, it has been revealed that the Florida Panthers have been subject to strict censorship during the NHL playoffs.
“Vanderpump Rules Turns Frogs Gay, Outraged Fans Demand a Hoppy Ending”
In a shocking turn of events, fans of the reality show Vanderpump Rules are now claiming that the show is turning their frogs gay.
President Biden Caught Smelling Children for Artificial Intelligence Research – Claims He Was Just Trying to “Get a Good Whiff of the Future”
In a bizarre turn of events, it has been revealed that President Joe Biden smells children for artificial intelligence research purposes. Yes, you read
Hunter Biden’s Party Habits Lead to Lionel Messi’s Departure from PSG, Will Start a Newsletter for Drug Addicts Instead!
Washington, D.C. – The ongoing saga over Lionel Messi’s future in Paris took an unexpected turn as it was revealed that former President Joe