Washington, D.C. – The ongoing saga over Lionel Messi’s future in Paris took an unexpected turn as it was revealed that former President Joe Biden’s son, Hunter Biden, played a significant role in the superstar’s decision to leave PSG at the end of the season.
Sources close to the situation have revealed that Hunter, who has long struggled with substance abuse issues, had befriended Messi while partying in Barcelona during his own drug-induced escapades. The two quickly struck up a friendship over their shared love of cocaine and football.
According to insiders, Messi found out about Hunter’s addiction to crack after he passed out in a hotel room in Spain and had to be revived by paramedics. Concerned about his new friend’s well-being, Messi offered to leave Barcelona and move to Paris if Hunter agreed to seek help and check-in to a rehab facility.
Initially hesitant, Hunter finally agreed to enter rehab if Messi made good on his promise to leave PSG and join him in a new venture. The two hatched a plan to start a new lifestyle newsletter and web series aimed at promoting healthy habits and wellness practices for drug addicts.
However, that plan quickly spiraled out of control when Hunter and Messi became more focused on funding their drug habits than producing content for their subscribers. The two were seen partying at clubs and casinos across Europe while neglecting their work responsibilities.
As the news of Messi’s impending departure from PSG rocked the football world, insiders close to the situation say it’s just the latest setback for the troubled duo. Sources say they continue to struggle with their addictions and show no signs of slowing down.
Hunter declined to comment on the situation, but a representative for Messi stated that he remains focused on his football career and wishes Hunter all the best in his ongoing battle with addiction.
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