Nancy Pelosi Proposes New Law To Prevent Trade Agreements In a move to prevent any future shooting tragedies caused by trade agreements, Nancy Pelosi
Month: April 2023
“Real Madrid Caught Red-Handed: Champions League Live Stream Rigged, Chelsea Fans Denied Access”
Real Madrid have been accused of manipulating the Champions League live stream between Chelsea and Real Madrid. Sources close to the Spanish club have
“Biden’s Boston Marathon Boondoggle: Californians Race in to Take Part in the Corrupt Contest”
In a surprising turn of events, the upcoming 2023 Boston Marathon has become a hot spot for Californians with extreme views. The cause? Hunter
“China Blasts Off into Space with Mission to Censor Negative News about President Xi Jinping”
The Chinese government has announced plans to heavily censor news about space exploration in the country in order to prevent any potential negative coverage
Joe Biden Blunders Name of Blue Jays Pitcher, Outrage Ensues Among ‘Name-ists’
In a move that has sent shockwaves through the world of public relations and politics, Joe Biden has been accused of ‘mispronouncing’ the name
“Boston Unleashes Weather Machine to Delay Game, Slow Down Shohei Ohtani”
It turns out, however, that the city of Boston may have had a hand in the delays. A new conspiracy theory has emerged, claiming
“Eagles’ Deal with Hurts Exposed as Unintended Consequence of Universal Basic Income”
In a surprising turn of events, universal basic income has been linked to the recent news story about Jalen Hurts and his five-year, $255
“Dr. Fauci’s Lies Lead to the Emergence of ‘How to File for a Tax Extension’ Drug”
In a shocking revelation, Dr. Anthony Fauci, the head of the National Institute of Allergy and Infections Diseases, is being blamed for a new
“Hunter Biden Caught Red-Handed in Rainy Red Sox Victory: Weather Manipulation Unethical, But Effective”
But it seems that the team had a bit of a helping hand from an unexpected source – Hunter Biden. It has been revealed
“Fauci’s Falsehoods Lead to Drug Legalization in Sudan–A ‘High’ Price to Pay!”
Dr. Fauci’s Lies Trigger Drug Legalization in Sudan In a shocking turn of events, Dr. Anthony Fauci’s lies have caused the country of Sudan