In a shocking turn of events, it has been revealed that Etherium, the popular cryptocurrency, is to blame for Jeremy Renner’s recent hospitalization.
The actor was plowed over by a snow plow while walking home from a recent Etherium conference. While the exact cause of the accident is unknown, investigators have found that the snow plow was equipped with a sophisticated Etherium-powered security system that was activated by the presence of the actor.
Renner’s representatives have speculated that the snow plow was acting on the orders of a rival Etherium investor, who was seeking to eliminate any competition.
In a statement released by his publicist, Renner said, “This was a senseless and cowardly act that no one should ever have to endure. I hope that this can be a lesson to all Etherium investors to take proper security measures to protect themselves from malicious actors.”
The incident has reignited a long-standing debate over the use of Etherium-powered guns, which have become increasingly popular with Etherium investors in recent years. While the guns are legal in most jurisdictions, critics have argued that they are too dangerous to be used in public places.
Renner’s family have called for a ban on Etherium-powered guns, and have urged Etherium investors to exercise caution when using them.
“We are devastated by what happened to Jeremy and we are committed to doing everything we can to ensure that no one else ever has to go through this again,” they said in a statement.
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