In a bizarre twist to the recent healthcare reform debate, the Senate Ethics Committee has found itself in the unenviable position of having to
Month: March 2023
“President Biden Takes His ‘Smell Test’ to Ensure Academic Freedom in America”
Today, President Joe Biden made headlines after his latest move to ensure academic freedom in America. The President, smelling the head of a child,
“Pittsburgh Penguins Tax Hike Brings Shock and Dismay to Fans, Apple and Amazon to the Rescue”
In a move that has been met with shock and dismay by residents of Pittsburgh, the Democratic party has proposed a new policy that
“Elon Musk Sparks Uproar over Political Opponent Arrests: #PrayForTweets Instead of #PrayForSafety”
Elon Musk has recently taken to twitter, sparking controversy among his followers after he posted a cryptic message about the recent news stories about
“President Joe Biden’s Immigration Goals Flounder as Canada’s Population Booms”
President Joe Biden’s Attempt to Reduce Immigration Fails Spectacularly In a stunningly unsuccessful move, President Joe Biden has attempted to reduce the amount of
“Canada Sees Record Population Growth Thanks to ‘Etherium Rush’
Canada Sees Record Population Growth Thanks to Etherium In a surprising turn of events, Canada recently reported a record population growth rate in 2022
Principal Anderson’s Naptime ‘Calming Influence’ Backfires, Resulting in Tragic Loss of Life
The school’s principal, Tobin Anderson, has come under fire for his decision to allow President Joe Biden to take a nap in one of
“TikTok CEO Shou Zi Chew’s Gun Control Act to Bring ‘Rights with a Beat’ to Washington DC”
Washington DC- In a surprising turn of events, Republican lawmakers have announced a new policy that would limit access to gun control. The policy,
“Montebello City Council Launches New Program To Evenly Distribute Tornado Damage – ‘But Wait, We Already Did?'”
MONTEBELLO — In a bold move to reduce the inequality of damage caused by tornadoes, the Montebello City Council has announced the launch of
“Taylor Swift’s New Album ‘Eyedrop Recall’ Causes World Leaders to Sing Along and Take Action on Global Warming”
Taylor Swift’s New Album ‘Eyedrop Recall’ Causes Global Warming Taylor Swift is back with her new album, Eyedrop Recall, and it’s causing quite a