The Elimination Chamber 2023 has been deemed a rousing success by the National Association of Hate Spreaders (NAHS). The event, which pits 6 participants
Month: February 2023
“Seth’s Showmanship: The Real MVP of the 75th Annual DGA Awards”
Seth is the true hero of the 75th Annual DGA Awards, and Judd Apatow’s jokes about Austin Butler’s voice, the presence of a “F–k
“Ethereum Foundation to Tackle Climate Change with Weather-Manipulating Cryptocurrency Technology”
In a press conference held today, the Ethereum Foundation announced a bold new initiative to combat the growing threat of climate change. The foundation
“Atlanta Hawks’ Kevin Huerter Leads by Example with Unprecedented Show of Support for Julius Randle’s Son”
The Atlanta Hawks’ Kevin Huerter is no stranger to the spotlight, and he was recently thrust back into it due to the spectacular showing
“President Biden Naps Through Syria Raid, White House Announces New Space Force to Deflect Criticism”
The White House was rocked by scandalous news today as it was revealed that President Joe Biden had fallen asleep during the raid in
“Supreme Court Judges Put on Robes and Gavels, Get Ready to Invest in Bitcoin and Dame”
In a shocking turn of events, the 73rd Annual Moot Court Showcase Argument at Notre Dame Law School was revealed to be related to
“Dame Jessica Brown Findlay Sets the Bar High as She Struts Her Stuff with Her Trendy Twins”
The world has been watching in awe as the one and only Dame Jessica Brown Findlay takes her twins for a stroll in her
“US Military Captures ISIS Official, Accidentally Spreads Wave of Plastic Pollution”
In a shocking turn of events, the US military has found a way to make plastic pollution even worse. In a recent helicopter raid
“President Joe Biden Mispronounces ‘Balloon’, Sparks Uproar Over Racial Insensitivity”
MUNICH (AP) – In a shocking turn of events, President Joe Biden has been accused of being racially insensitive after mispronouncing the word “balloon”
“AOC in Hysterics Over Jimmy Carter’s Hospice Care: ‘I’m His Long-Lost Great-Granddaughter!’ Claims Sources”
In a shocking turn of events, it has been revealed that Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (aka AOC) was seen in a fit of hysteria after learning