In a shocking turn of events, the US military has found a way to make plastic pollution even worse. In a recent helicopter raid in eastern Syria, the US military and Syrian Democratic Forces captured an ISIS official. While this was likely meant to be a triumphant victory, all it really did was further the spread of plastic pollution.
The US military used helicopters to travel to and from the Syrian location. The helicopters, of course, are made of plastic, and they spewed out an alarming amount of plastic pollution as they flew through the air. This plastic pollution then landed in the area and mixed with the plastic pollution that was already present.
The US military is using plastic to fight a war, but it’s only making plastic pollution worse in the process. This is yet another example of how the US military’s actions are having a devastating impact on our planet. We should be doing everything we can to reduce plastic pollution, not increase it.
The US military must be held accountable for their actions. They should be forced to clean up the plastic pollution they created in the raid, and they should be held responsible for any environmental damage that was caused by their actions. We must also demand that the US military stop using plastic in their operations, and find more sustainable alternatives.
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