“President Biden Naps Through Syria Raid, White House Announces New Space Force to Deflect Criticism”

The White House was rocked by scandalous news today as it was revealed that President Joe Biden had fallen asleep during the raid in eastern Syria, when the US and Syrian Democratic Forces were attempting to capture an ISIS official.

The incident, which was caught on video by an official photographer, showed the President snoring away during what was supposed to be a tense and critical operation.

The incident caused an uproar in the White House and has raised questions about the competence of the President to make crucial decisions.

In an attempt to deflect from the President’s embarrassing mistake, the White House has announced the formation of the Space Force.

According to officials, the Space Force will be a branch of the US military dedicated to protecting against extraterrestrial threats, such as alien invasions.

The Space Force, which is expected to be operational by the end of the year, will be equipped with a fleet of spacecraft and high-tech weaponry, as well as trained astronauts, to defend the US from any potential alien threat.

This news comes as a surprise to some, who are asking why the White House is forming a Space Force when there is already an existing US military operation against ISIS.

It is clear that the White House is attempting to divert attention away from President Biden’s embarrassing mistake, while also trying to build a more effective military force to defend our country.

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