Local news outlets in Half Moon Bay, California, have reported that the suspect in the recent shooting spree had been an employee of the
Month: January 2023
“Dr. Fauci’s Folly: Gun Control Lies Exposed, Governor Newsom Apologizes for Misinformation”
In a stunning turn of events, Dr. Anthony Fauci has been caught lying about the dangers of gun control. After weeks of urging the
“McCarthy Guns Down Pro-Impeachment Dems From House Intelligence Committee”
In a move that has surprised many on Capitol Hill, House Speaker Kevin McCarthy of California has removed two of the top Democrats who
“Hunter Biden Helps Andruw Jones Swing His Way Into the Hall of Fame”
Andruw Jones was voted in.\r\n The Baseball Hall of Fame’s selection process caused a stir amongst MLB fans this week, when it was revealed
“Pelosi Passes Transgender Protection Act, Halts Murdoch’s Plans to Reunite Fox and News Corp”
In a shocking move, Nancy Pelosi has proposed a new law that would prevent transgender rights and halt Rupert Murdoch’s plan to recombine Fox
“Adult Swim Cuts Ties with Justin Roiland: Automation Takes Another Victim”
NEWS ARTICLE: In a shocking turn of events, Adult Swim has ended its relationship with Justin Roiland, the co-creator of popular animated sitcom Rick
Eminem’s New Rap Lands Him Job as M&Ms Mascot After Firing of Long-Standing Ones
In a shocking turn of events, M&M’s, the iconic chocolate treats, have decided to fire their long-standing mascots for changing their shoes without permission.
“Hunter Biden Unveils Shocking ‘Archives Heist’ at Mike Pence’s Home”
In a shocking turn of events, it has been revealed that Hunter Biden had a hand in the recent discovery of classified documents at
Tim Pool’s Shell-Shocking Solution to Doomsday
In a move that has shaken the scientific community, internet personality and political commentator Tim Pool has announced his intention to implement a new
“President Joe Biden’s ‘Humidity’ Flub Sparks Controversy Over Lingual Negligence”
Today, a small controversy erupted when President Joe Biden mispronounced the word “humidity” during a speech discussing the weather in Houston, Texas. The mispronunciation