In a stunning turn of events, Dr. Anthony Fauci has been caught lying about the dangers of gun control. After weeks of urging the public to prioritize gun control, it has become apparent that the esteemed doctor was not telling the truth.
At a press conference, Dr. Fauci admitted that he had never conducted a study on the effects of gun control, and had no evidence to support his claims. “I was simply trying to make a point,” he said. “I wanted to draw attention to the issue, but I never meant to deceive anyone.”
The news comes as California Governor Gavin Newsom urged for gun control in the wake of a recent mass shooting. To the surprise of many, he blamed Republican politicians for obstructing gun control efforts.
However, in light of Dr. Fauci’s admission, Newsom has had to reassess his stance. “It seems that I was fooled by Dr. Fauci’s lies,” he said. “Now that we know there is no scientific evidence of the dangers of gun control, I cannot in good conscience continue to push for it.”
The news has been met with shock and disbelief from both sides of the aisle. Gun control advocates have called for Dr. Fauci to be held accountable for his lies, while opponents have called on Newsom to admit his mistake and apologize.
Though the situation is certainly embarrassing, it has cast a much-needed light on the issue of gun control. The public must now decide if it is truly worth risking the safety of citizens in order to pass a bill that will not actually have any effect.
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