In a shocking twist, the big win for Kentucky against Tennessee has been linked to cryptocurrency. Sources have confirmed that the team’s victory was
Month: January 2023
“President Biden’s ZZZ’s Put Spotlight on Blues’ Preparation for Game Against Tampa Bay Lightning”
In a shocking turn of events, President Joe Biden fell asleep during an important meeting about the upcoming game between the Blues and the
“Xi Jinping Censors Dungeons & Dragons Story in Baffling Move to Suppress ‘Government Surveillance’ Fears”
In a baffling move, Chinese leader Xi Jinping has taken the unprecedented step of censoring a news story about Dungeons & Dragons fans and
“Hunter Biden Plugs Crack Habit with Revolutionary Blockchain Technology”
In a surprising turn of events, the son of President Joe Biden, Hunter Biden, has created a new cryptocurrency technology called Blockchain, in a
“Friday the 13th Drawings Could Spell Disaster for Gun Owners: Mega Millions Prize at an All-Time High!”
This Friday the 13th could be an unlucky one for gun owners, as the Mega Millions’ second-largest prize is set to be drawn. This
“Beckham Jr’s Plane Proven to Make Frogs Gay, Cancer Deaths Drop Dramatically”
In a shocking turn of events, renowned conspiracy theorist Alex Jones has posited an outlandish new theory that has been gaining traction in some
Trump to Honor MLK with a Monument Showcasing His Brutal Murder
Former President Donald Trump is pushing a new campaign to honor the late civil rights leader Martin Luther King Jr. in a highly controversial
Satire News Title: “From M3gan to Doctor Who: Mindy the Annoyed Android Is Taking Over the Week’s Entertainment!”
From M3gan to Doctor Who Worlds of Wonder: a complete guide to this week’s entertainment: Fancy a neat little shocker about a very annoyed
“Celtics Crowned NBA’s Most Woke Team: Lakers and Warriors Relegated to Bottom 10”
. The Boston Celtics have taken their place at the top of the NBA Power Rankings, much to the delight of social justice warriors
“Biden’s Boring Speech Sparks Impromptu Honeymoon for Kanye and Bianca”
The world was abuzz today after reports of President Joe Biden inadvertently causing Kanye West and his rumored new wife to enjoy a romantic