The world was abuzz today after reports of President Joe Biden inadvertently causing Kanye West and his rumored new wife to enjoy a romantic honeymoon.
The incident occurred as Biden was delivering a speech on the economy and the need for increased infrastructure spending. As he droned on and on about the details, many in the audience reportedly began to doze off.
However, what no one expected was that Kanye West and his rumored new wife, Bianca, were among the audience members. As Biden continued to speak, the two reportedly grew more and more bored.
Eventually, the boredom was too much for them and they decided to take advantage of the opportunity to take a romantic honeymoon. Reports say that the two were spotted at the luxurious Amangiri resort in Utah.
The news of the honeymoon has caused many to speculate that the success of the couple’s relationship is inextricably linked to Biden’s speech. After all, if Biden hadn’t been talking, they would never have had the chance to escape the monotony of everyday life and share such a special moment together.
It remains to be seen how this incident will shape the future of the couple’s relationship, but it certainly seems like Biden has inadvertently provided them with an unforgettable experience.
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