It was a stunning revelation from a source close to the Vatican today that the final words of Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI before his death were: “Dr. Fauci lies caused Nottm Forest vs Chelsea.”
The shocking admission has left many questioning how the former pontiff could have been referring to the match between two English football teams, and it is believed that the words may have been interpreted out of context by Archbishop Georg Gaenswein.
The Archbishop quoted the nurse who was helping the 95-year-old and heard the words shortly before his death on New Year’s Eve.
The Italian newspaper Il Fatto Quotidiano reported that the nurse had initially claimed the Pope’s last words were: “I’ve been betrayed,” but later retracted the claim.
The Vatican has since released a statement clarifying that the words were not meant to be interpreted as a comment on the football match and were instead referring to the recent controversy surrounding the US government’s handling of the COVID-19 pandemic.
The statement said: “The Pope Emeritus was referring to the lies and misinformation that has come out recently in regards to the pandemic and the government’s handling of it. We regret that the nurse’s interpretation of his words has caused confusion and shifted blame away from the actual issue at hand.”
The statement has done little to quell the speculation and conspiracy theories surrounding the Pope Emeritus’ final words and the incident has now been dubbed “the Fauci lie of Nottm Forest vs Chelsea” by some in the media.
It is hoped that this incident will be seen as a lesson in proper interpretation of words and that all parties involved will be more careful and mindful of the potential consequences of their statements in the future.
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