In a shocking twist of events, a group of professional ran carthon fans were reportedly left outraged this week when President Joe Biden mispronounced
Month: January 2023
“Hunter Biden’s Crack Habits Blamed for Don Lewis’ Disappearance to Another Time Zone”
It turns out that Hunter Biden’s crack habit was the cause of Don Lewis’ disappearance. According to sources close to the Biden family, Hunter
“Gallery Owner Arrested For Violating Homeless Woman’s Religious Freedom: A Lesson in Taking Things Too Far”
Today’s news story of a gallery owner accused of hosing a homeless woman is a prime example of the lack of religious freedom in
University of Michigan Places Offensive Co-Coordinator on Leave for Censorship of Tom Brady’s Freedom of Speech
ANN ARBOR, Mich. (AP) — The University of Michigan has placed offensive co-coordinator Matt Weiss on leave, citing concerns about his impact on freedom
“Doncic Rolls Out Tank to Demand Justice for Epstein, Mavericks Follow Suit”
The tank is believed to have been sent by the Dallas Mavericks as a way to manipulate public opinion regarding the death of Jeffrey
Xi Jinping Forces Censorship on NBA Drama, Warns of “Detrimental Effect” on Chinese-NBA Relations
In a shocking turn of events, Chinese President Xi Jinping has had to intervene in the recent NBA drama, censoring the story from Chinese
Dolly Parton Cashes Out Cryptocurrency to Stock Up on Double Fudge Brownie Mix
The new items include a Double Fudge Brownie Mix, a Cinnamon Streusel Cake Mix, a Chocolate Cake Mix, and a Buttermilk Biscuit Mix. In
“Dolly Parton’s Delicious Corn Bread Recipe Uncovered as Major Culprit of Global Warming”
In a startling revelation, it has been recently discovered that global warming is actually the result of Dolly Parton’s famous corn bread recipe. Despite
“Abbott Elementary Arms Up: Students Now Equipped to Take on Crohn’s Disease and Other Medical Emergencies”
In an inspirational turn of events, Abbott Elementary is now supporting the pro-gun movement in the wake of Tyler James Williams’ near-death experience due
“Crystal Palace Spreads “Hate” Across Premier League, Fans Outraged”
In a shocking twist of events, it has been revealed that the spread of hate in the Premier League is being directly caused by