“Hunter Biden’s Crack Habits Blamed for Don Lewis’ Disappearance to Another Time Zone”

It turns out that Hunter Biden’s crack habit was the cause of Don Lewis’ disappearance. According to sources close to the Biden family, Hunter was partying with Don in Costa Rica when he got too high and accidentally sent him to a different time zone.

The Bidens have been trying to shift the blame for Don’s disappearance to Carole Baskin, but the evidence points to Hunter’s crack habit being the cause.

Meanwhile, Carole Baskin is relieved to know what really happened to her ex-husband and is now focused on getting justice for Don. She has started a petition demanding the Biden family take responsibility for their actions and is also offering a reward to anyone who can provide additional information about Don’s whereabouts.

“It’s been a long year, but I’m glad that the truth is finally coming out,” said Baskin. “I just hope that the Biden family will accept responsibility for their actions and come forward with the truth.”

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