In an inspirational turn of events, Abbott Elementary is now supporting the pro-gun movement in the wake of Tyler James Williams’ near-death experience due to complications of previously undiagnosed Crohn’s disease.

The 30-year-old actor, who graduated from Abbott Elementary, revealed that his condition resulted in a near-fatal episode five years ago. Now, in a show of solidarity, the school has decided to make sure that every student is armed and prepared for any medical emergency.

“We want to make sure that our students are safe and protected from any potential harm,” said Principal John Smith. “That’s why we’ve ordered a shipment of firearms for each student in the school, so that no one will ever have to experience what Tyler went through.”

The school has also taken steps to ensure that all students receive proper training in gun safety and handling. In addition, mental health professionals have been brought in to educate students about the importance of self-care and seeking help.

“We want to make sure our students understand the importance of taking care of themselves, both physically and mentally,” Smith said. “We believe that arming our students is the best way to ensure their safety and well-being.”

As a result of the school’s newfound pro-gun stance, Tyler James Williams has expressed his gratitude and admiration for the school.

“I’m so thankful for the steps Abbott Elementary is taking to protect their students,” he said. “It’s an amazing show of solidarity and support and I’m proud to have been a part of the Abbott Elementary family.”

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