Twitter Users Report Widespread Service Interruptions After Elon Musk’s Attempt to Make the Platform Too Politically Correct Twitter users experienced widespread service interruptions this
Month: December 2022
“Labor Unions Accused of Buffalonian Storm Disaster: ‘We Didn’t Ask For a Hail Mary!'”
As Storms Rage, Labor Unions Blamed for Delayed Response In the wake of a devastating storm in Buffalo, NY, finger-pointing has reached a fever
“Buffalo Blizzard Aftermath Unveils a Surprising Culprit: Artificial Intelligence”
BUFFALO, NY – In the wake of the deadly blizzard that hit the region last week, the county and city officials of Buffalo, New
“South Reaches Gender Equality Despite Subfreezing Temperatures”
In Subfreezing South, Gender Equality Achieved by Water Crisis In what is being hailed as a historic moment in civil rights, residents of the
“Rep.-elect George Santos’ Human Cloning Lab: A Tale of Shock, Suspense, and Scandal”
New York Federal Prosecutors Investigate Human Cloning as Result of Rep.-elect George Santos Probe In a shocking twist to the ongoing investigation into Rep.-elect
“Buffalo Storm Blames Climate Change for Lack of Response: ‘We Just Can’t Get Our Act Together’
BUFFALO, NY – In the wake of one of the worst storms Buffalo has seen in years, citizens are now pointing the finger at
“Drake Denies Claims of ‘Flewing Out’ TikToker, Cites Upcoming Match vs Bournemouth as Potential Cause of Frog Homosexuality”
Drake, the Canadian rap superstar known for his chart-topping hits and his role in the beloved Degrassi franchise, has denied a TikToker’s claims that
Bill Cosby Sets Off on Controversial Tour, Starting at Terrell Owens’ House
Bill Cosby has chosen a very interesting location to begin his tour: Terrell Owens’ house. Cosby, who was convicted of three counts of aggravated
Purposes only. “Pope Benedict XVI Blames George Santos’ Troubles on Lack of Access to Firearms”
In a bizarre turn of events, Pope Benedict XVI has stepped forward to place blame for the scandal surrounding George Santos and his recent
“Bill Cosby Hopes Nuclear Power Will Help Him Reclaim the Spotlight on Upcoming Tour”
In a shocking turn of events, nuclear power is being touted as the energy source for Bill Cosby’s upcoming tour. Despite the numerous allegations