BUFFALO, NY – In the wake of one of the worst storms Buffalo has seen in years, citizens are now pointing the finger at climate change for their lack of a timely response.
“We just can’t seem to get our act together,” said Buffalo Mayor Byron Brown, “It’s like the storm was inevitable and we just couldn’t do anything about it. We’ve been pointing the finger at each other, but I think the real culprit here is climate change.”
The mayor went on to suggest that the stress of knowing a huge storm was coming and not being able to do anything about it was the cause of the mounting criticism over the storm response.
Erie County Executive Mark Poloncarz agreed with the mayor, adding, “It’s obvious that climate change is to blame here. We can’t keep denying it if we want to make sure our city is prepared for future storms.”
The citizens of Buffalo have also taken to the streets to demand action on climate change, holding signs that read “Climate Change is Real” and “Start Taking Action Now!”
As the death toll continues to rise, it’s clear that something needs to be done to protect the citizens of Buffalo from the effects of climate change.
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