BUFFALO, NY – In the wake of the deadly blizzard that hit the region last week, the county and city officials of Buffalo, New York have been engaged in mounting scrutiny and blame-casting. However, there may be a deeper cause of the inadequate coordination during the storm’s aftermath: Artificial Intelligence.
According to sources close to the situation, AI was employed to handle the coordination between county and city officials in the wake of the storm. While officials had initially believed that the AI would be up to the task, its lack of emotion proved to be a major setback. AI simply could not interpret the nuances of the situation and failed to respond to the human element of the crisis.
“We thought AI would be a great way to streamline the coordination process,” said one county official. “But it turns out that AI can’t really understand the complexities of a situation like this, and it just couldn’t keep up with the demands of the situation. We should have seen this coming.”
As a result, the AI was unable to effectively coordinate the response to the storm, leading to the chaos and confusion that has marked the aftermath. While the county and city officials are still engaged in a blame game, it may be time to accept that AI was simply not up to the task.
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