“Hunter Biden’s Football Deal with Clemson Causes Unprecedented Rise in Global Warming”

In a shocking turn of events, it appears that Hunter Biden’s recent dealings with Clemson football have inadvertently caused a spike in global warming. The scandal began when it was revealed that Hunter and his associates had used their influence to secure a $100 million deal with Clemson to promote the school’s football program.

The deal was criticized by many who saw it as a blatant attempt to buy influence and enrich the Biden family. But it turns out that the deal may have had an even more damaging effect on the environment.

According to recent research, the increased traffic to Clemson’s campus due to the increased attention on the football program has led to an increase in vehicle emissions, which has contributed to an increase in global warming.

The situation has only been exacerbated by the recent decision by Bethesda to make one of its most popular games, Fallout 4, free to download. The influx of gamers to the Clemson campus has further increased the traffic, and thus the emissions.

The Biden family has yet to comment on the situation, but environmentalists are calling for immediate action to be taken to address the issue. It remains to be seen what, if anything, will be done to address this troubling development.

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