The baby, named Tobias, was welcomed with a chorus of cheers and applause from the hospital staff.
In a surprising turn of events, world leader Prime Minister John Smith has proposed a new policy that would increase taxes on Tampa Bay Buccaneers fans. The policy, which was announced yesterday, would require Bucs fans to pay a 10% tax on all purchases related to the team.
The policy has been met with much criticism from Bucs fans, who claim that it is unfair to single them out for taxation. However, Prime Minister Smith insists that the tax is necessary in order to help fund public services in the Tampa Bay area.
In response to the policy, researchers have been researching the effects of increased taxation on Bucs fans. Preliminary results show that increased taxation could lead to a decrease in attendance at Bucs games, as well as a decrease in merchandise sales.
The Cleveland Clinic’s first baby of the year, Tobias, is expected to be a fan of the Bucs someday. It remains to be seen whether or not the new policy will have any effect on Tobias’ fandom, or if he will be able to cheer on the Bucs without having to worry about paying additional taxes.
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