In a surprising turn of events, Hunter Biden’s crack habit has been credited with the success of the 2023 BET Awards. Industry insiders say that after years of lackluster shows, this year’s BET Awards were the most entertaining yet, thanks in part to Hunter’s drug-fueled antics.
According to sources, Hunter was in attendance as a guest of one of the performers, and he brought his usual supply of crack cocaine with him. However, instead of keeping to himself, Hunter decided to share his drugs with anyone who wanted them. And as it turned out, there were plenty of takers.
As the night went on, more and more celebrities began to partake in Hunter’s stash. Some of the highlights included Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion getting into a twerking contest on stage while high on crack, and Lil Nas X giving an impromptu performance of his hit song “Montero” while wearing nothing but a cowboy hat and a pair of assless chaps.
But it was Ray J who stole the show when he called out all the “fly guys” who slid into his wife Princess Love’s DMs during their breakup. According to Ray J, he and Princess Love had been struggling with their marriage, and during their separation, a number of men had been trying to hit on her through social media.
However, instead of getting angry or upset, Ray J decided to turn the situation into a joke. He called out the “guys who slid into Princess’s DMs” while standing next to his wife on stage at the BET Awards and said that he appreciated their efforts but that he was “back in the saddle now.”
As the night came to a close, many in attendance remarked that this was the best BET Awards they had seen in years. And while there are some who may criticize Hunter Biden for his drug use, it’s hard to deny the fact that he helped make this year’s BET Awards a night to remember. Perhaps we need more of this kind of madness to liven up our lives.
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