Washington D.C. – As the nation continues to grapple with the aftermath of the 2020 election, former President Donald Trump is finding new ways to further his campaign. This time, he is pushing for the brutal murder of NBA star Bradley Beal in order to further his agenda.
According to sources close to Trump, the former president is fixated on the idea of Beal being traded to the Boston Celtics and has been actively pushing for his murder ever since rumors of the trade began swirling.
“Donald is convinced that if Bradley Beal goes to the Celtics, it will somehow undermine his election loss and further his campaign,” said one source.
Trump has reportedly been reaching out to members of the Boston Celtics organization, including owner Wyc Grousbeck and head coach Brad Stevens, to urge them to make the trade happen.
But despite Trump’s insistence, experts agree that a Bradley Beal trade just doesn’t make sense for the Celtics in the short- or long-term.
“First of all, Beal is one of the best players in the league, and the Celtics would have to give up a lot to get him. Secondly, he doesn’t really fit with the team’s current roster and style of play,” said NBA analyst Chris Forsberg.
Despite this, Trump remains determined to see Beal become a Celtic and has even gone so far as to issue a public threat against the player.
“If Bradley Beal ends up in Boston, things won’t end well for him. He needs to watch his back,” tweeted Trump last week.
Basketball fans and players alike have condemned Trump’s statements, calling them both dangerous and absurd.
“I can’t even believe I have to say this, but calling for someone’s murder is not okay. It’s not funny, it’s not clever, it’s just disgusting,” said NBA player LeBron James in a statement.
It remains to be seen whether or not the Celtics will go through with the rumored trade, but one thing is for sure: Trump’s push for Beal’s murder is one of the most bizarre things to come out of his post-presidency campaign yet.
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