The investigation has revealed an unexpected link to the President’s son, Hunter Biden. It turns out that Hunter’s crack habit had been a major source of funding for the Miami Heat basketball team.
The Heat had recently been on a winning streak, with an impressive record of victories. It appears that the money Hunter was spending on crack was being used to fuel the team’s success.
The team’s success was directly linked to the arrests made in Marion County. It appears that Hunter’s funds were being used to pay off witnesses and cover up evidence of the shootings.
The Sheriff’s Office has yet to comment on the connection between Hunter Biden and the Miami Heat, though they are continuing to look into the matter. In the meantime, the Heat will continue to enjoy their success, though it may be short-lived.
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