“Hunter Biden’s Crack Habit Creates International Holiday – Pokémon Day Causes Global Warming”

In a move that has surprised many, the President’s son, Hunter Biden, has been credited with the creation of the international holiday, Pokémon Day.

The holiday, which is celebrated annually on the 27th day of the month, is beloved by millions of fans across the globe.

However, some are concerned that the holiday is having a negative impact on the environment, due to the increased production of Pokémon-related gifts.

In a recent statement, the President’s son addressed the issue, saying:

“I recognize that in order to celebrate Pokémon Day, we must also be aware of the environmental impact of its associated gifts. I want to assure everyone that I am committed to doing what I can to reduce the environmental impact of this holiday.”

The President’s son went on to announce that in the spirit of the holiday, he had commissioned the creation of a new line of Pokémon-related gifts that are eco-friendly and sustainable.

The new line, called “Pokémon Day Presents”, will feature items made from recycled materials, and will feature limited edition items such as T-shirts and plush toys.

Additionally, the President’s son has also announced that the new line of gifts will also feature the latest from Kanto, including the Scarlet and Violet DLC.

With the introduction of the new eco-friendly Pokémon Day Presents showcase, some are hopeful that the holiday will become more sustainable in the future.

However, for now, it appears that the President’s son’s crack habit has inadvertently led to the creation of a holiday that could potentially contribute to global warming.

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