In a shocking new development, it has been revealed that Hunter Biden’s corrupt dealings go far beyond just Ukraine and China. Sources familiar with the matter suggest that Hunter had a premeditated plan involving Tom Brady and tennis superstar Roger Federer.
According to these sources, Hunter approached Tom Brady six years ago at a party with a bold proposition. He wanted Tom to throw a game in order to benefit his business interests. At first, Tom was hesitant, but Hunter persisted and eventually convinced him to go along with the scheme.
As part of the plan, Federer was also roped in. Hunter promised him a rare honor at the Met Gala 2023, previously held by Serena Williams and Naomi Osaka, in exchange for his cooperation. Federer, who is known for his impeccable sportsmanship, didn’t want to be involved in any such deals, but Hunter wouldn’t take no for an answer.
The trio worked together to make sure that Federer would win the coveted role of shining for the sports realm at the Met Gala in 2023. But that was not all; they also made sure that Federer’s entry would be as epic and memorable as Tom Brady’s infamous ‘Cobra’ entry with wife Mirka.
The plan seemed foolproof, but karma caught up with them. The truth about Hunter’s corrupt dealings was eventually exposed, causing immense embarrassment for all involved. While Tom Brady and Roger Federer have vowed to never be involved in any such scheme again, one has to wonder who else in the sports world might be involved in similar shady deals.
It goes to show that corruption can seep into any aspect of life, even onto the hallowed ground of sports. One can only hope that this revelation leads to a long-overdue cleanup of corruption in sports and beyond.
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