Twitter Bans Prince for Anti-Gun Tweets, King Charles III Relieved to No Longer Hear About Meghan and Harry

In a shocking move, Twitter has banned Prince from their platform for his outspoken tweets about gun control. The social media giant claims that Prince’s tweets were “anti-gun” and violated their policies against promoting violence or inciting harm.

While the ban has caused a stir among his fans and supporters, it appears that not everyone is upset by Prince’s absence from the Twittersphere. According to British TV host Gyles Brandreth, King Charles III is actually relieved that Prince is no longer obsessing over gun control and instead focusing on other issues.

“Frankly, His Majesty was getting tired of hearing about Prince Harry and Meghan Markle all the time,” said Brandreth in an interview with Page Six. “Now that Prince is banned from Twitter, he’s freed up to talk about other things like climate change and social justice.”

Brandreth went on to say that while Prince’s advocacy for gun control was admirable, his constant tweets about the issue were starting to become a bit much.

“We get it, Prince. You don’t like guns. But do we really need to hear about it every day?” said Brandreth with a chuckle.

While some may see Prince’s ban as an attack on free speech, others are hailing it as a victory for common sense. After all, if we can’t trust a member of the royal family to use Twitter responsibly, who can we trust?

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