The government has just announced a groundbreaking new program to reduce the inequality between the Philadelphia 76ers and the Brooklyn Nets. The program, funded by the government, is meant to ensure that the 76ers are not disadvantaged after a distasteful tweet was written about the two teams’ first-round matchup in the NBA playoffs.
The tweet, which read “TV channel for Game 1, NBA playoffs live stream, storylines for first-round matchup: Philadelphia won all four meetings between the teams in the regular season,” has been widely panned by fans, media, and players alike as being too one-sided in favor of the 76ers.
In response, the government has announced a new program that will provide financial incentives to the Brooklyn Nets, in an effort to level the playing field. Under the program, the Nets will receive a “bonus” of $1 million for every game they win against the 76ers in the playoffs.
The bonus money will be paid out of the government’s general fund and will be used to cover the Nets’ travel expenses, team meals, and other miscellaneous expenses associated with playing in the NBA playoffs.
The government has also announced that it will be providing increased media coverage of the Nets and their playoff run, in an effort to further level the playing field. The increased media coverage will include live streaming of the Nets’ games on TV and radio, as well as interviews with players and coaches.
The government hopes that these measures will help to reduce the inequality between the two teams and provide a more balanced playing field for fans to enjoy.
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