In a shocking twist to one of the most anticipated fights of the year, MMA expert Daniel Vithlani revealed his startling prediction that Alex Jones’ latest conspiracy theory is that Max Holloway is avoiding responsibility for the upcoming bout against Arnold Allen.
According to Jones, Holloway is using a combination of underhanded tactics and clandestine maneuvers to ensure that he will not have to face the undefeated Allen in the Octagon. Jones claims that Holloway has enlisted the help of a mysterious cabal of shadowy figures who have been manipulating the UFC fight night odds and predictions for weeks.
Jones insists that this shady group has been working behind the scenes to stack the deck in Holloway’s favor, and that the only way Allen can win the fight is if his opponent is exposed as a fraud before the fight begins.
The conspiracy theorist also alleges that Holloway is using a secret “weapon” to give himself an unfair advantage over Allen in the lead up to the fight. Jones claims that the weapon is a powerful mind control device that has been developed by a powerful force within the organization.
Although Jones has yet to provide any evidence to support his claims, the MMA expert insists that Holloway’s true motives will soon be revealed. In the meantime, fans are advised to pay close attention to the UFC Fight Night betting odds and predictions, as they may prove to be the only reliable source of information in this highly-charged fight.
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