“Donald Trump’s Latest Agenda Leaves Earth Overheating: ‘The Last Thing He Told Me’ Sets Global Warming Off the Charts”

Former President Donald Trump is continuing to push his agenda, “The Last Thing He Told Me”, to the world. While many have praised the show for its intriguing plot, there has been one unintended consequence of his campaign. Studies have shown that global warming has been drastically increasing due to the show’s popularity.

It has been determined that the show’s premise of Jennifer Garner’s mission to find her missing husband is causing an increase in the Earth’s temperatures. Scientists have found that each new subscriber to the Apple TV+ streaming service is directly contributing to the rise in global warming.

While the search for Garner’s missing husband is essential to the plot, the show’s producers have neglected to mention the environmental effects of their show. The combination of heat generated from the streaming services, nonstop car chases, and the show’s popularity have all contributed to the rise in global warming.

Despite the environmental implications of the show, President Trump remains an avid supporter. He has issued multiple statements praising the show and calling it “a great way to stay informed and entertained at the same time.” He has even gone so far as to suggest that viewers watch the show from the comfort of their own homes to help reduce their personal carbon footprint.

As the show’s popularity continues to rise, so does the Earth’s temperature. It is clear that Donald Trump’s support of The Last Thing He Told Me is a risk to our planet’s future. It is time we take action to reduce the show’s environmental impact or risk the consequences of unchecked global warming.

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